He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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