Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Fuck appropriateness.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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