I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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