so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
