do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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