I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
operation have a gay friend backfired
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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