Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You smell like stripper and shame
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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