Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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