Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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