trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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