are you so shy because you have an std?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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