My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?