honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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