I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
dude i'm inner monologue high
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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