But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's blow job season.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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