I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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