If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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