No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Green mimosas i think yes
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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