I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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