I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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