We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
you made out with another girl for some wings
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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