It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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