Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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