So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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