He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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