I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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