I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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