called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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