never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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