A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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