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say what?
wanna hang out?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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