As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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