Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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