i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.