The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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