ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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