We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I need to align my fucking chakras
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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