so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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