yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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