if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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