Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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