She announced her abortion via fbk
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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