tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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