Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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