Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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