Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
