bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
