I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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