You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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