VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It was a blind-side dick pic.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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