You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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