Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have feelings that need drinking.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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