so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Randomize
