There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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