ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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