also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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